rzanessa:

Who was I 30 minutes ago? Because I wasn’t alive before I saw this.

the “andy needs to wear his uniform on the show” fantasy still stands

Good parenting, from my perspective, is like building a three-foot retaining wall against a four-foot wave. The kids have to make up that extra foot. —Greg Gutfeld. “NOT COOL” (via a-good-year)
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americas-liberty:

redwhiteandblueliberty:

But lets ban guns.

The perfect example of self defense with a gun.

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

yes

sunblink:

has Tucker Carlson always been a hideous human being or is he just on a never-ending downward spiral ever since Jon Stewart intellectually murdered him

idk i think he is pretty cool

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Gut Check: Jackie Gutfeld

you know you have a good boyfriend when he tells you how he saw advertisements for a dinosaur exhibit at the living museum and that he’s taking you there tomorrow